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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By hitmutefirst - 03/02/2009 10:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

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Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

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Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Spicy

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

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Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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MrBoredGuy 1

Monday 5 December 2011 2:12

Headphones, bro?

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 5 December 2011 2:17

Say it's pop music

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UnluckyDude96 8

Monday 5 December 2011 6:39

Owwww welcome to awkward town population you!

fernclogger 5

Monday 5 December 2011 6:52

If you knew the door wasn't gonna be locked you should have had the volume down...

jackiemonster 5

Monday 5 December 2011 7:04

op, locking your door would of made your fapping better.. or just not having anyone at your house.

MrMcG 3

Monday 5 December 2011 7:05

Rookie...

YoshiXclusive 0

Monday 5 December 2011 7:13

There's a thing called privacy by locking your door when you want to do your "own thing" you know?!

cthulhu1138 1

Monday 5 December 2011 7:15

Use headphones. Close the browser window. Lock your door. Wait until your parents are asleep before watching ****. In other words, if you're watching ****, plan for the contingency of someone trying to get into your room unannounced.

j_cat187 19

Monday 5 December 2011 7:23

The internets for ****!!!

eliza1000 9

Monday 5 December 2011 7:33

um how old are you?

crablegs 2

Monday 5 December 2011 8:14

because slamming your laptop shut isn't obvious?

ThatOneGuy612 5

Monday 5 December 2011 8:22

Mom- Were you just watching ****?? Son- No mom... Gosh haven't you heard of the new Justin Bieber CD *rolls eyes and shakes head*

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