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As soon as you saw him, you should have screamed "STRANGER DANGER!" and kicked him in the balls.
Really? Multiple times you have walked through your house only to find random strangers sitting on your furniture? Assuming from his post that he, and likewise yourself live alone, have you ever considered locking your door? On the other hand, if you live with family/roommates, that would explain things better. That is, unless, you want some random man touching your "Danger Zone"! Mind you, the OP doesn't clarify if he lives alone or with others.
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a part of me doesn't want to believe this. where do you live in the ghetto?
The fact that you live alone should have been your first clue.
Wow- now I want to do that! XD Just walk in someone's house, sit down, and if someone looks at you funny just say "oh I am waiting for _____" XD
I know right? ..... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
but sometimes people forget, and he got in the home fine, so why not?
I couldn't help but smirk at this. That's pretty funny. But FYL anyways
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Not a very good friend, Lol
don't trust strange people on your couch.