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Fake.
YDI For having nothing better to do than make up FMLS.
FAKE FAKE FAKE OBVIOUS FAKE
I usually don't just assume an FML is fake cause even though it seems like it many of these odd scenarios could happen, but there's about a one in a thousand chance this is not 100% made up. FAKE!
Aaaaand another reason guns are awesome. :)
I want to say that his claim of being OP's mom's friend is a fib, and that he just walked in to be a bad-ass thief, but then it wouldn't make sense for him to be sitting down... But if he IS a "friend," then why would he steal from his friend's *checks OP's gender* son? Either way...HOLES.
#166 is a retard.
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Not a very good friend, Lol
don't trust strange people on your couch.