Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking on my mobile and walking into a grocery...

By Insensitive - 15/04/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, I was talking on my mobile and walking into a grocery store saying, quite loudly, "Time heals all wounds!" right as I passed a woman with significant burns covering her face. I guess I was wrong. FML

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You deserved it 53 592

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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Threatening

By supersplatoon - 08/09/2015 23:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML

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You deserved it 2 704

By absentmindedmoron - 27/09/2009 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML

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You deserved it 51 534

By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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You deserved it 3 435

Lawyer up

By gnofin - 22/03/2016 21:23 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML

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You deserved it 3 028

By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML

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You deserved it 1 998

By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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You deserved it 19 517

She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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You deserved it 1 400

By notarobber - 15/05/2013 07:20 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML

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You deserved it 10 112

By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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You deserved it 4 772

jgardner12 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:56

Big whoop, you were talking on the phone. If she cared she can **** off.

katherinebby17 28

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:54

that's not really a big deal you didn't know she had burns

Comments

mattmag 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:01

ydi for talking loudly on your mobile.

Uzumaki_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:03

I want my 10 seconds back that you wasted. Douscher.

Trix_Disorder 20

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:07

#7 They're probably not from the US, or they are older. What's with people nit-picking at word choice, seriously.

nmlutgen 11

Wednesday 14 November 2012 21:16

Trollers bro, trollers. They attack grammar and stupid shit for attention and to try and piss people off.

xClarkGable 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:08

Yes, you deserved it for using the word mobile and talking on your phone loudly. I hate those kinds of people.

ohreally123 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:10

"I guess I was wrong"? You're an asshole.

rose33red99 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:11

When I read this I thought you set it up so cutely lol

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:12

Looks like you're the one that got burned.

gregthestrange 3

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:15

#18, icwatudidthar.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:16

I agree with everyone who clicked YDI. who says mobile? #13: everyone nitpicking makes it me actually get my time back from reading this stupid post. And I think it's seriously obnoxious for people to talk on their cell really loud in a public place, which is why I text. Plus, this isn't even a real FML. Where's the funny?