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You mean I haven't been watching snuff films at the movie theater all my life? Well there goes my lack of moral fiber. Thanks OP, you asshole.

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You mean I haven't been watching snuff films at the movie theater all my life? Well there goes my lack of moral fiber. Thanks OP, you asshole.

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So you're saying channing tatum and jonah hill didn't really infiltrate a drug ring at their local highschool and shut it down?

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This is actually a huge relief to me. I was under the impression that that a bunch Seth Rogen and James Franco lookalikes were running rampant. We'll never find the originals though. They were lost in the apocalypse.

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I never got a sex talk...but I did get a talk about having realistic expectations. I don't think the sex talk is ever coming.

Maybe you should agree that maybe it's real. That way, she will live thinking he's dead. Imagine her shock when she finds out. Do it OP.

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Are you telling me that our glorious leader actually has a butthole? Ya whatever man, I know a liar when I see one.

Movies aren't real? So you're telling me that Marty McFly won't be arriving in his Delorean this year? I've been preparing for this moment for as long as I can remember and now you've ruined it!!!

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