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He didn't actually show him specifically, TJ had his shirt off at the house & my little brother saw his back... He asked what happened & said that TJ got his butt kicked by a girl. It was a harmless joke & look where it got us. So mortifying...
By SerendipityRose / Thursday 13 September 2012 17:03 / United States - San Jose
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  DrDilllonReese  |  12

That would have to he some intense back scratching! Especially considering that it's a family dinner, which leads me to believe that the bf is wearing a shirt, which would insinuate that the scratch marks, or should I say claw marks?, were visible through it. Way to be fierce OP ;)

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He didn't actually show him specifically, TJ had his shirt off at the house & my little brother saw his back... He asked what happened & said that TJ got his butt kicked by a girl. It was a harmless joke & look where it got us. So mortifying...

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Isn't it fantastic when the OP comments!!! It gives so much more insight and clears up so much confusion and answers many questions. Thank you OP for being responsible and following up on your FML

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Marking your territory??? O_o Why don't you pee on him while you're at it? Or punch him in the face, it's even more visible! If you really think that giving a scar to your boyfriend will prevent other girls to chat him up, you are very naive... Looks also like you have some serious growing up to do too if you are proud of that "clever" idea.

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78, I'm 28 years old & we've been married now for nearly 6 years. This is what is known as a "post dated" FML. As for what I said, learn to recognize a joke, please. It might help you go through life without your head exploding... The scar does exist, but he happens to be proud of it. He sees it as proof that he "does a damn good job" when we're together.

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  juker369  |  7

I don't understand why people are confused on how the 10 year old saw the boy friend's back. Maybe they have a pool, maybe they went to a lake, or maybe they were playing basketball and the bf got hot and took his shirt off revealing the scratches. Use your imagination, but there are plenty of instances where a shirtless male is not uncommon....

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  Feared  |  9

Boyfriend : Before I beat you with my balls, do you have any last requests? Kid : Please... Just tell me... How did you scratch them so bad?

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This wasn't the first time meeting my Parents or my younger brother, but it was the first time he met my older brother, his girlfriend & their kid... We were out for my Mom's birthday at a really nice Chinese restaurant.

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What else would he think they were from? My nose? When my little Bro asked about it & TJ winked at me while saying he got his butt kicked by a girl, it did take much brain power after that to make the conclusion that my nails did the damage, plus there's no cat in the house at the time...

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  G3K0  |  7

Girls are the non innocent ones.. 12 year olds dating 18+??

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  NewMetalGirl  |  14

31- The 18 year old in that gross relationship would have some part there too. It wouldn't just be the 12 year old. The 18 year old would be the one In trouble too.

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  miyaviichan  |  27

*Forman

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  RobinKCS  |  9

I feel as though that could begin a very kinky incest porno. I mean, I'm totally not aroused right now...I'll be back later.

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  DocBastard  |  38

SerendipityRose - Ah, the "anonymous" OP emerges! Good. I'm glad he got in trouble. At 10, he should know better to keep his mouth shut at times like that. I hope he lost his Xbox or Wii or DS or whatever the hell it is that 10-year olds play with.

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He lost his comp for a week & our routine Friday afternoon single scoop trips to Baskin Robins for 3 weeks. By the end of the month he had the watery-eyes, trembly-lip, "I'm reeeeeeally sorry" thing going on & I caved.

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