Love: Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started...

By c*nt - 13/04/2012 23:14 - Canada - London

Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

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You deserved it 42 565

By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By weneedthatmoneytoliveon - 26/06/2013 14:08 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 618

By Jgfenix - 22/09/2015 00:24 - United States - Aurora

Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML

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You deserved it 2 241

New deal

By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 18:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML

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You deserved it 281

By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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billyme 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:27

you totally deserve it

zandalee 19

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:29

You sound bored. Maybe it's time you got yourself a life.

Comments

C_A_M_E_R_O_N 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:58

So what's the problem? Dude you got 20 bucks and free entertainment, Win Win

white16sox 19

Saturday 14 April 2012 14:51

No, he gets $20 and is a horrible "friend" and is a total asshole.

Axipiter 24

Saturday 14 April 2012 16:56

I agree with 29.

Teridax 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:59

You are an asshole $20 really

Sexy_Cat_MD 8

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:01

Can I borrow twenty bucks? :3

emily_choxly 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:14

I think you just saved that guy from a relationship. If the arguing kept happening. They were gonna break up anyway. So in the end you helped him!!!

withered 30

Tuesday 2 August 2016 11:06

#37 And everyone is going to die anyway so why not just go on a killing spree?

kinkyfemboislut 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:26

You, sir, are a pussy.

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 14 April 2012 15:08

Do you know what "pussy" even means?

McNerdyNerd 8

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:27

It simply wasn't ANY of your business OP. Shame on you for being a disgraceful human being.

gman2442 1

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:34

Ay ur $20 bucks richer?!(;

ticklmypickl 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:34

If all they did was fight to shouldn't feel bad. Maybe about the money but still.

groupleader 7

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:36

Pedobear scores $20 whilst skyping with a "kid"....ydi, yet you made $20, so maybe you didn't deserve it. Way to go asshole!

Anubis_81 21

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:49

Don't see this as a bad thing, how can it be? Fighting all the time can't be a good thing.

cupcakekyrie 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 15:37

It can be in some cases. Long term relationships have a lot of ups and downs, and in order to experience the ups, sometimes you have to go through phases where a lot of arguing occurs and is necessary to settle the issues. We don't know anything about the couple's situation, better not to assume.