New deal

By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 18:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
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cacheson 41

So... why was he doing this in front of her??

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Hangryko 29

Originally posted by ccblock, September 17 2010, from the United States.

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cacheson 41

So... why was he doing this in front of her??

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ErvaMarrie 5

Why would he do it behind her back 👀👀🤷🏾‍♀️

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bloopaloop 27

You lost your girl and the money, HAHA!

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Hangryko 29

Originally posted by ccblock, September 17 2010, from the United States.

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slowhandjp 16

How did you know that?

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MidnaLink 33

I just looked up “offered me $100”, and what do you know, two matching FMLs, word for word.

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alycion 38

If a FML is missing user info and just has a date, it’s rehashed. It’s like they are using old ones to populate the page since submissions seem to have slowed.

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mfranks19891989 10

I guess she needed the money more then she needed you.

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Kaneki Chiaki 15

Was it a joke or did you guys actually breakup?

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jbuckets_404 38

Spend the money, then get back together!

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