Acceptance

By Anonymous - 08/06/2020 05:04

Today, I can't look my roommate in the eye because he walked in on me showing my drag friends my new dress on Discord last night. My roommate is really conservative. We used to get along so well too. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I finally opened up to my roommates about when I came out as gay to my parents, and how I was beaten and disowned over it. One roommate saw this as the perfect time to hit on me, since he's also gay and thought I was hot, but wasn't sure if I swung that way. Glad he was so invested in me pouring my guts out. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Wait, what?

By Sally - 24/07/2009 09:04 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

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Coinkydink

By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By Cold feet - 07/04/2019 12:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I found out that my roommate was responsible for stealing my socks. When I confronted him about it, he told me that he did it because he likes looking at my bare feet and jerking off into my socks. We’re both guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2013 21:47 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I found out my roommate Skypes my friends on my laptop when I'm away. Not only that, he covers his face and shows them his junk. My friends no longer answer Skype calls from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 8 June 2020 5:39

Get out while you can! Things are going to get uglier and uglier until November, and then it might break out into civil war.

bloopaloop 27

Monday 8 June 2020 16:35

Hate to break it to all the hate mongers, but you’ll probably still get along just fine

Comments

Aiden89 23

Monday 8 June 2020 5:17

What a....drag.

Charlie Given 26

Monday 8 June 2020 5:18

conservative also known as a closed minded asshat 🤣😂

RichardPencil 30

Monday 8 June 2020 5:39

Get out while you can! Things are going to get uglier and uglier until November, and then it might break out into civil war.

Yolanda Patrice Evans 17

Monday 8 June 2020 23:14

I usually ignore your comments but you’re pretty spot on with this one lol

ojoRojo 27

Monday 8 June 2020 15:14

It’s good that you were civil, but is it worth not getting to be who you truly are? I hope he learns to accept you or you’re able to find a new roommate who will.

bloopaloop 27

Monday 8 June 2020 16:35

Hate to break it to all the hate mongers, but you’ll probably still get along just fine

sisoladra 20

Monday 8 June 2020 18:14

If ur that worried and want to fix it I'd lie and say u preordered it for Halloween n it came early. They will most likely believe u if u havent shown any signs of this b4 :) or maybe now that they kno u could talk it out?

deathtiki 10

Monday 8 June 2020 19:05

How about not assuming that he cares. Most conservative people don’t care about you being LGBT or what ever

GoogieWithers 22

Monday 8 June 2020 20:28

You should be able to be who you are in your own home without judgement. Roommate walked in on you in your room, remember? Try to talk to them and see what happens.