Today, I was touring a house I’m interested in when one of the...

By Home owner. - 16/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was touring a house I’m interested in when one of the two realtors stepped out for a minute and never came back. My purse was stolen from my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2011 12:55 - United States

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Retailhell - 22/12/2014 06:25 - United States

Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML

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Kurliez408 32

Tuesday 16 October 2018 15:29

partial ydi, NEVER leave your purse in the car

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 16 October 2018 13:44

Take the other one hostage until the crook returns your purse. That’s what Liam Neeson would do!

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JasonThorn 19

Wednesday 3 October 2018 16:24

Sounds like the OTHER realtor needs a little talking-to...

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 16 October 2018 13:34

Well, I hope you have the theifs business card in your pocket already.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 16 October 2018 13:44

Take the other one hostage until the crook returns your purse. That’s what Liam Neeson would do!

Kurliez408 32

Tuesday 16 October 2018 15:29

partial ydi, NEVER leave your purse in the car

sunnyray812 42

Tuesday 16 October 2018 18:15

It's a simple rule that all women have to know. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR PURSE ON YOU.

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 16 October 2018 22:21

Why didn't you bring your purse in with you? Leaving it in your car is a sure beacon to thieves.

fde2blknimout 18

Wednesday 17 October 2018 21:16

When will women learn?

fde2blknimout 18

Wednesday 17 October 2018 21:17

Clearly you didn’t want that purse

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