Intimacy: Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that...

By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 19:18 - United States

Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started to yell. Now they all think I was masturbating. FML

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By Evil_Egbert - 12/02/2009 11:54 - Netherlands

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 17:01 - United States - South Gate

Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML

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By FutureMarine3658 - 08/08/2012 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML

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By morethanredhands - 21/05/2012 05:56

Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

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By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML

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Wanker!

By EmbarrassedBather - 09/06/2019 00:00

Today, while I was showering, someone left a note on the bathroom door that read, "We can all hear you masturbating. Shut the hell up." I don't know what's more embarrassing, that everyone in my house thought I was masturbating or that I was actually singing. FML

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You deserved it 372

By Playaaa - 14/11/2015 22:08 - United States - Hollister

Today, I realized when I'm on my phone, I tend to play with my penis, even in public. FML

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You deserved it 28 699

bnutts 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 1:45

Well. Use your other arm, problem solved.

kcTheGreat 2

Saturday 25 February 2012 1:45

Wow..if you can actually see a difference it's time to get a girlfriend or at least a hobby..

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HendricksProdigy 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:13

Does your girlfriend have one ripped arm to?

FUUUandyourmom 16

Saturday 25 February 2012 3:05

What girlfriend?

HendricksProdigy 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 3:24

Exactly

HendricksProdigy 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 3:27

From wanking u to

docscientist 9

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:16

You're so full of shit, what, do you jerk it with weights on your masturbating arm?

RetardedChipmunk 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 3:03

Docscientist got moderated?! What did he say for that to happen?

creedaddict 9

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:17

Giggity

Malicteal 21

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:17

Just start telling everyone you're the bastard child of Pluto and Olive Oil.

technolegy2 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 3:44

Runes ape ftw

MyLifeAsMaris 2

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:19

OMG! laughed so hard at this.

oliviawhalen 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:20

Just say you play tennis!

ForeverAloneGal 23

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:25

Dude, switch it up.

groupleader 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:38

You need to experience some serious "stranger danger" (use your nondominant arm for awhile)

b33tle97 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:43

How would anybody deserve that, every freaking guy masturbates.

Allwind 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:45

Does it look like quagmire's arm when he discovered **** in the internet??

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