By Playaaa - 14/11/2015 22:08 - United States - Hollister

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Today, I realized when I'm on my phone, I tend to play with my penis, even in public. FML
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JHPugh 19

Absent-minded actions are sometimes pretty embarrassing.

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mattzawesome 28

Not uncommon lots of absent minded men do it, me included. #1 not weird at all.

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

I do the same thing... we're weird aren't we :(

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Tripartita 44

Don't worry; there's an app that can help. On second thought, maybe a book would be better for you…

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JHPugh 19

Absent-minded actions are sometimes pretty embarrassing.

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pjsr 32

Gives new meaning to the term 'Phone sex'

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mattzawesome 28

Not uncommon lots of absent minded men do it, me included. #1 not weird at all.

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mollybelle 13

Yeah, I absent-mindedly play with my boobs a lot. It happens in public or in front of friends sometimes and once I realize it I get so embarrassed. u_u

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9a_1z 12

Boobs aren't like penises though, the female equivalent is to have a good old dig around your lady bits. Sometimes I have to play with my boobs to get crumbs out/off them (then I'm like ooo soft), it's not the saaaame.

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danceinconverse 25

It's not weird, but it's definitely not a good thing to do.

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teentee401 36

I do those things to absentmindedly but I manage to not do them when I'm on the phone in public...

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Ichiya 29

Sometimes us guys just have to take the risk of looking weird. Things move around down there and we have to adjust things.

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teentee401 36

But he wasn't adjusting...he was playing with himself...

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Robin612 22

#15 I do that all the time. I'm trying to get rid of the habit but I just start doing it randomly in front of strangers.

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amileah13 26

Better be careful.... You can get into some serious trouble for doing so in public.

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mattzawesome 28

It's not like he's jacking off... Or having sex. I highly doubt he'll be incarcerated.

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SecundusSecunda 27

With the amount of sensitivity that's flowing through some people in the US right now, I wouldn't be surprised if OP would've gotten arrested

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bonermonkey 31

tis a good point, can you imagine if there were kids around? just not cool be careful

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militarybrat 21

Doesnt matter. Its still against the law in most states.

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amileah13 26

If he is shown groping himself in public and if there are any children around, his whole life will turn upside down in an instant. He will have to register as a sex offender and the excuse of "oh I was just messing with my phone and I guess I touch myself when that happens" ain't going to cut it in court.

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rgriff27 19

My theory is if you let a hot girl play with your phone she'll absentmindedly do the same thing.

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CosmicElk 26

#24 im sure a few of us thought of that cheesy line, but actually saying it is another thing. RIP you XD

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skymachine 23

Wow. #24 is the smoothest guy I've seen on this site.

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pete9913 23

haha wow, everyone is so touchy about a joke. just so we're clear neither she, nor anyone else on here, would really be allowed to play with anything of mine.

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prezkal 15

It seems like a bit of a dick move but my brother does it too so don't feel bad.

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Scorpio01 16

It is a Dick move... We move the dick...

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TheRugMan 17

Bring a hat and set it on the ground. Maybe people will pay for a show.

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lexred 30

Do you do that in front of ur family too? well....umm...that's strange of u.

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freya1998 23

I do that too! However not in public. Try to control yourself maybe, it can scare people.

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Tripartita 44

She plays with the OP's despite the distance between them. She's an absentminded witch.

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knight2109 12

Welcome to the internet if anything here surprises you then run, you will find much worse if you keep looking.

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