By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 19:18 - United States

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Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML
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bnutts 4

Well. Use your other arm, problem solved.

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kcTheGreat 2

Wow..if you can actually see a difference it's time to get a girlfriend or at least a hobby..

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cjrand 7

Don't discriminate... In no time you can put ambidextrous on you job applications

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INoRaA 0

this is why I use both arms! even workout xD

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ravenxcorvinus 9

geez, f'n switch hands for christ's sake.. *rolls eyes*

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LightningCactus 12

You have to realize this, there is no better workout.

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bigguy123456 2

That akward moment when you realize you ********** to much.

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bizarre_ftw 21

That awkward moment when you realise you ********** too much to know the difference between "too" and "to" or how to spell the action that led to this Or the words aWkward or realiSe

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bizarre_ftw 21

*facepalm* I hope this guy was trolling

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laden_swallow09 34

Realize with an S is how they spell it in English-speaking not-US countries, like apologise and recognise… though it's difficult to use that excuse when he doesn't say where he's from.

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Z0D 0

That awkward moment when your life is so non-existent that you attempt to correct someones spelling but fail.

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screwhim622 0

need a gf? Their supposed to help with that

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