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Some people have a really dirty mind. You could always have clarified that you was just drumming your thigh and not masturbating, and I thought there was a decent difference in the sound produced.. Fyl

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Sirin, Alan, didi? Sorry to ask for a favor again, I just found out that talking to a person while commenting on a FML is a bad idea, so would be nice if you deletes the comment I made :)

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Shout out "FAP FAP FAP". They'll realize you're not masturbating. I hope. If not, it's going to be awkward explaining that to the head teacher.

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Or even better, OP should start moaning in an erotic manner. That will definitely convince them he's not fapping.

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Funny, I remember my mother saying that to me when I was a kid, only difference is she said it will fall off -.-

Should have just said, "Fuck it!" and started masturbating. They already think you're a pervert, so you should at least get an orgasm out of it.

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In a musical, Op would keep making beats while masterbating, then start rapping/singing. "Masterbating in the bathroom! Cause you think I'm a creep When I'm only making beats Well now I'm making beats while I'm beating my meat Now everybody thinks I'm a creep!"

I don't know too many people who would masturbate in public, so I doubt that people would jump to that conclusion; but then again, I could be wrong.

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When I was in high school There was a crazy masterbater he did it in my class! And in the boys room. I think he had like issues though

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17- why would anyone care if he was at his house "drumming on his thighs?" I think OP would only think this because he is at a public place or somewhere other than home.

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Ok not that I make it a habit of listening to people in the bathroom but when I hear farting noises I try and hurry up and get done. I do not want to get stuck smelling someone caught in a shit storm.

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