By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
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MrSassypants 32

"I used to tell people took an arrow to the knee, but then I took a fist to the nose." - OP

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friedchickenpie 14

I used to hate that quote, but I took a Skyrim to the addiction section of my brain.

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Llamacod 11

Now a broken nose and an arrow in the knee, merry christmas

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Philliesfan9391 3

252- Downloading is legal here in Canada :) Not uploading though...

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johnboy1501 0

I'd probably hit you too you absolute tool!

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Athga 0

I used to try and be a retard like you. Then I laughed when I saw this.

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BreePallas 0

That's hilarious xD well not the broken nose part x)

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xXxHalfGonexXx 6

I used to do stupid stuff like that too. Then I took an arrow to the knee

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Kaykay2565 9

I don't get the arrow in the knee thing!!! Someone fill me in!

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iamyourgod 3

Go buy Skyrim. It's like virtual cocaine.

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ninjacapo 2

At least you got it a hillarious line :p

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iamyourgod 3

He's just mad because someone stole his sweet role.

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