Kids: Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child...

By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 19:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML

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By Teddy Bear - 12/01/2019 16:00

Today, while working in a kids' shop, I absent-mindedly called a small person with his mum a little man. I then hear a deep man's voice say "I'm not a little man." FML

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

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By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson

Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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By frenchy - 06/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By Hairdresser On Fire - 01/10/2019 18:05 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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TheGermanCoon 3

Wednesday 8 February 2017 20:22

That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they grow up.

Mooglefox 23

Wednesday 8 February 2017 20:20

Little guy, little man... same thing. At least you didn't call him a midget.

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kusje 29

Wednesday 8 February 2017 20:20

These little thoughts are always the quickest to get out

Mooglefox 23

Wednesday 8 February 2017 20:20

Little guy, little man... same thing. At least you didn't call him a midget.

TheGermanCoon 3

Wednesday 8 February 2017 20:22

That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they grow up.

the_best_ethan 10

Thursday 9 February 2017 6:29

tall

zainman13 26

Wednesday 8 February 2017 20:40

Sometimes you just say the wrong things at the wrong time. That is why we have this site so we can post it up here and lighten the mood for something that ruined the day.

edris_305 21

Wednesday 8 February 2017 20:50

He probably gets that all time OP dont worry about it he must have even joked about it

Redgy22 26

Wednesday 8 February 2017 22:46

At least you didn't call him "half man."

kwilkens 15

Thursday 9 February 2017 0:45

There's nothing angrier than an Irish midget ?

Jonahmayne 0

Thursday 9 February 2017 2:49

that is so ******* funny ???

LokiDasWolf 9

Thursday 9 February 2017 3:14

Are you confused on whether it is funny or just with the level of funny?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 9 February 2017 4:59

Should have just ended at sorry!

thelittlem 15

Thursday 9 February 2017 5:47

I doubt they would have been offended over that. pretty sure little people have heard it all.

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