By Maddy - 10/03/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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shakenbake93 0

At least you realized what a jerk he really is. how do all of the assholes get the girls?

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idkweird 0

@MattCole: When I broke up with my first boyfriend, I first took him out and bought him his Christmas gift before doing so. There is nothing saying that the OP's bf had to pay for a damn thing. Maybe she was taking him out to discuss it over dinner or something. She was basically showing him respect by breaking up with him face to face.

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dancingxthexmoon 0

why do u have to comment on something that's ok that snickerdoodles commented in a bad way?

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ScoobyDoo92 0

I think he knew you were gonna dump him. and he thought "ah I won't show up and she can't dump me. and there will be an obvious hint of irony in my not showing up and her reason for dumping me. toućhe my dear!!"...

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djavalanche 0

maybe he got the wrong address. or he got his times mixed up?

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Blue_Coconuts 7

Yeah she was. The whole school saw it, pretty much ruined her chances with any decent guy.

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astro_plastic 0

I'm sorry you kept a relationship with a total chode-goblin going for as long as you did. When you discover his location, shank him.

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Babushka_Homyak 10

text message break-up!

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iamborat99 0

ydi for thinking he would show up

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Dump him by Email, I dont think he deserves better.

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Tripout 0

I was gonna say that maybe he forgot, but someone already said that so.....yea. Also SNICK.....love the pic . Ummm I got nothin else to say  so...yea.

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