By gRRRrr - 01/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 615
You deserved it 5 763

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Your boyfriend sure has incredible timing. Throw the douchelord overboard!

Step 1) Go to the bar and get a drink Step 2) Go to the buffet Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 You're welcome.

Comments

Well he's an ass, tell him to go sleep in a supply closet or better yet there's always overboard

lmaoatall 6

simple, if there's an extra bed, push it in the hall and place is belongings on it. or, better yet... you have a balcony room? hhhhmmm

UpsidedownKayak 9

That's about the worst timing for a break up. I am going to agree with sourgirl and say find something to do and keep your mind distracted. You will go crazy if you just sit there staring at each other.

BellaGoBoom 6

Maybe it's because you make him take you on cruises. How about a good, old fashioned movie? No? Alright.

Leo518 0

or maybe she took Him on a cruise. I don't think he would pay money for cruise just to break up with her.

BellaGoBoom 6

Grr for teh double post. Sorry.

Johnson925 2

it's either April fools or he really didn't think that one all the way through.... wait let me correct myself.... he didn't think about that one at all

what did youdo to piss him off to the point of where he couldn't take it? what is he planning on doing?

I must ask in which universe/dimention does a dog fetch a stick for a bunny...

@56 keeping taking hits until your posts make sense.

Fatalally 4

56 - I'm assuming that was for MissBunny, wrong FML though.