Love: Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing... - FML

By gRRRrr - 01/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

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By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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By nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By pabj208 - 22/12/2015 16:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

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By SeaSick - 15/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML

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By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 00:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By anonymous - 12/10/2011 06:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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Happygofucky 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:39

Your boyfriend sure has incredible timing. Throw the douchelord overboard!

DocBastard 38

Friday 1 April 2011 23:27

Step 1) Go to the bar and get a drink Step 2) Go to the buffet Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 You're welcome.

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justthinkaboutit 2

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:28

lol exactly.

BradenLock 4

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:39

something tells me you deserved it

longlostgirl 4

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:51

every day I see my dreams

fredtroy88 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:54

;) I'll take ur number

69hehehe69 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 5:00

lol

KenzyTaylor10 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 5:29

who's paying for the cruise?

MrAngel96 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 5:34

that's f**ked up!!!

22cute 17

Saturday 2 April 2011 5:49

make him sleep on the floor!!

jihanl 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:01

he was kidding right?

xDancer101x 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:10

look on the bright side...now you can party with other guys at clubs on the ship,bring them back to the room,hook up,and rub it in your ex-boyfriend's face

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