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Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

By nomoresbfun - / Monday 22 February 2010 06:31 / United States
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By  MQ_was_here  |  0

You could always take him around the cruise for some "sight seeing" and just you know...push him over the railing? You can conceal the screams by breaking into a song.

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By  funnyman95  |  0

I'm number 1 and that makes me awesome!!!!

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  iSwag  |  0

i'm willing to bet if that guy treats her like she isn't even on the cruise and flirts with other girls (especially prettier ones) she'll want him back

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  mateo1991  |  0

38, that is not a peace sign...if you look you'll see he's holding it backwards like every other jagoff that wants to look cool. The flipside of peace is war.

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  DukeSkidmark  |  0

I think you should invite back to your room and when he arrives be drunk and banging a total stranger. He will then proceed to throw himself overboard... Problem solved

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  Reyo  |  2

The fact that you said "he still isn't over me" and anticipated that the cruise would suck...tells me that you're not over the breakup yourself.

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  expen_dable  |  0

#78, that makes no sense. Saying "he still isn't over me" means she isn't over him? Can you give everyone the specific way to say "he isn't over me" so that it doesn't have some crazy hidden meaning that actually says "I'm not over him!"? Believe it or not, it is possible to have ex's that aren't over you, when you are completely over them...

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  MQ_was_here  |  0

@fudrick: commas* -_- And in regards to the backward peace sign thing at #57: When done backwards in Europe it is equivalent to the middle finger however for most people in North America it's just a peace sign. Churchill used it (w/ the palm facing outward though) as a way to show victory (V= victory) and we all know about its over usage in places in Asia like Japan. Your call.

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  funnyman95  |  0

Thanks for all the support lol!!!! #11 is awesome... It's cool to be on FML right when they put up the new posts! Nobody's trying to piss people off by saying something about being first. It's fun!!! If you just want to bitch all the time then go join a forum or congress or something HAHA. I love all you FMLers! Even the grump ass, boring ones. Cheers!!!

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  Reyo  |  2

#81: Well for one thing, if she really was over him, she wouldn't give a crap about the fact that he's on the cruise. If she truely was over him, but he wasn't over her, then she'd call him her clingy ex-boyfriend.

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  Malinkrot  |  3

If you've ever had an obsessive ex, you WOULD care if you had to be on a cruise with them or do something else with them. I have a horrible ex boyfriend who I really wish to never see again and I will go out of my way to avoid being around him if I have to. That doesn't mean I am "not over him."

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She never said he loved her...just that he isn't over her. Then again who knows maybe its the O.P. whose not over the guy and she lied? @ O.P. NO ONE said that you had to spend your time around him, if its a big ship (even small) you can find things to do that will have nothing to do with your ex. Don't down your whole trip because of one guy.

By  MQ_was_here  |  0

You could always take him around the cruise for some "sight seeing" and just you know...push him over the railing? You can conceal the screams by breaking into a song.

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lol, I dunno why, but that reminded me of this "Shhh...do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness" "That's the sound of people drowning, Carl" "That, is what forgiveness sounds like! Screaming, and then silence" Anyways, carry on!

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