Intimacy: Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing...

By pumpkinlover89 - 27/03/2010 08:26 - United States

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

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By Notaplacetogo - 17/02/2013 06:45 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

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It's sus

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 09:01 - New Zealand

Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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By Rosie - 13/06/2012 16:07 - Germany - Wesel

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML

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matt1337c 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:08

They're so gay. Was it hot?

0671241409 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:52

wait u said ur boyfriend and his best friend..... don't you mean ex boyfriend and his new boyfriend

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cartius 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:15

yeaaahhh.... unless they each are super well endowed they were hugging and had cpnds on

perdix 29

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:16

I hope the lights were out. Otherwise, what a waste of the glow-in-the-darkness. Were they fighting over the jar of Vaseline?

maskedman 9

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:47

The loser had to welcome the winner into his "dark side" and hope the force wasn't strong within this one.

rachness 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 7:58

hahhaahaha epic :)

Person1233 12

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:16

Your "boyfriend" is getting more dick than you ever will.

oliboi 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:19

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmfoa so true so true

airjavier1982 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:17

FYI indeed thats just gay

youdidwhatnow 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:18

Sooo, who won? Or did you interupt there game?

notsoluckycharm 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:24

hahahaha. such a dude thing to do.

johnnyexpl0sion 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:24

how do you wake in on someone? oh, and op thats totally not normal.

jessiewessie 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:24

can u say fags

lcolla38 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:26

I guess he likes to cross swords....GAY

fatality_is_mine 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:27

don't you know??? all guys do that with their bestfriend ;)

raikou95 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 16:02

Not really

aiden2976 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 16:43

I think I wanna try this out now

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Same thing different taste

It's sus

Holes

That's that, then

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