Love: Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra...

By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:56 - United States

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

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By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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Felt cute, might delete later

By nopanties - 04/03/2013 05:11 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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Rianna03 14

Saturday 19 March 2016 15:39

That's pretty funny actually. I get that you wanted to get hours attention, possibly for some sexy fun time, but keep in mind that just because you may want some, doesn't mean that he does in that time and moment. Sometimes people just need their space and chill out, and in a healthy relationship both partners recognize and respect that. ☺ Not that I'm saying you don't, OP. FYI, though. Try again in an hour? If all fails, play video games with him! That's pretty fun too. :P

KaneCR 9

Saturday 19 March 2016 15:26

that's awesome

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kyu_Q 19

Saturday 19 March 2016 18:02

You have no power here Breasts. Be gone! and take your holders with you.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 19 March 2016 18:20

Bet that helped keep his head set on more secure.

Bluepies 24

Saturday 19 March 2016 18:40

No means no.

derperbear 8

Saturday 19 March 2016 19:22

Maybe he just wanted to play his game. If it is an ongoing issue then you should have a conversation with him about it. If it is not an issue then you should realize that men are not always in the mood.

JKPwnage 27

Saturday 19 March 2016 19:46

And yet people complain that guys only care about sex

SecundusSecunda 27

Saturday 19 March 2016 19:49

He is definitely a Team Fortress 2 player.

RA91 26

Saturday 19 March 2016 20:16

Thumb it down all you want, but I'll never understand who dudes choose video games over sex!?

brianna1494 27

Sunday 20 March 2016 4:00

Maybe because he doesn't need to have sex all the time? Maybe a person doesn't constantly feel the need to satisfy someone's sexual desires? If she was that desperate, she can get a vibrator. Her boyfriend isn't there just to have sex with her, he shouldn't have to put his things aside just to satisfy her sexual wants. Even then, she threw a bra at him, she didn't try to be somewhat romantic. What she did was something that lazy people do; little effort goes in.