FML : Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever...

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mintypoison - / Monday 14 November 2011 04:46 / United States

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By sofineedsaladder | 10

#3583644 - Monday 14 November 2011 8:56

get your own recorder and do the same.

By Fx13mz | 7

#3583649 - Monday 14 November 2011 8:57

I used to play one of those in elementary school. We played at a Target once. We must have ruined their
business that day.

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By sofineedsaladder | 10

#3583644 - Monday 14 November 2011 8:56

get your own recorder and do the same.

kaprookie | 3

#3583691 - Monday 14 November 2011 9:02

OP you have a migraine, I'm sure if you explained this to the mother she would've understood. Or shit in her mailbox, whatever works.

jennyvieve | 8

#3583814 - Monday 14 November 2011 9:33

Learning to play the recorder is a very important life skill. I still remember how to play Bach's 'Ode to Joy'. It really gets the men.

Hansemans | 17

#3583824 - Monday 14 November 2011 9:38

#19 I thought only Beethoven wrote an 'Ode an die Freude'? Still, wonderfull melody and text.

jennyvieve | 8

#3583857 - Monday 14 November 2011 9:47

Oops, I guess I should have googled it first before I tried to sound all smart and stuff.

n_epic_fail | 14

#3583885 - Monday 14 November 2011 9:59

So turn on some porn... Real loud.

minatosexy | 0

#3583986 - Monday 14 November 2011 10:48

Just smack her when her mums not looling ;)

kevsnev | 7

#3585243 - Monday 14 November 2011 15:35

I agree with the mom. The girl should be allowed to practice. And who knows, maybe she will become a better recorder player.

kevsnev | 7

#3585245 - Monday 14 November 2011 15:35

I agree with the mom. The girl should be allowed to practice. And who knows, maybe she will become a better recorder player.

kevsnev | 7

#3585249 - Monday 14 November 2011 15:35

I agree with the mom. The girl should be allowed to practice. And who knows, maybe she will become a better recorder player.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3585592 - Monday 14 November 2011 16:50

Kevsnev- STFU, STFU, STFU.

benderbot19 | 0

#3586104 - Monday 14 November 2011 19:24

I wonder what kevsnev thinks.

tjv3 | 9

#3587466 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 2:30

this is one time that I would say call the cops

zendaddy0 | 0

#3592410 - Wednesday 16 November 2011 5:44

Get the loudest and shittiest sounding instrument and play a really loud and extremly hard song restarting after missing a single note

By Brooks2011 | 5

#3583647 - Monday 14 November 2011 8:57

Call the cops, be a snitch lol

Hockey_fan | 0

#3583862 - Monday 14 November 2011 9:51

"Hello? Operator? Yeah um, some kids playing a recorder."

Good idea....

Vash_41288 | 10

#3584083 - Monday 14 November 2011 12:09

Operator: is she playing it well?
Op: no, horrible at it.
Operator: someone will be right over please stay calm.

zombicidal | 11

#3584448 - Monday 14 November 2011 13:48

then they show up and taze the kids

white16sox | 19

#3584468 - Monday 14 November 2011 13:54

25 it's called disturbing the peace.

kbobcat | 0

#3584470 - Monday 14 November 2011 13:54

Don't taze me bro! O.o

zombicidal | 11

#3584507 - Monday 14 November 2011 14:14

*kid

richboii | 0

#3584549 - Monday 14 November 2011 14:33

No the "s" is there because i didnt bother putting in the ' is that a big problem anyway

lexiieeex3 | 32

#5928369 - Monday 28 April 2014 8:48

Um maybe call the landlord first.

By Fx13mz | 7

#3583649 - Monday 14 November 2011 8:57

I used to play one of those in elementary school. We played at a Target once. We must have ruined their
business that day.

By jordnlyn | 6

#3583654 - Monday 14 November 2011 8:58

Earplugs!!! :)

GhostlyGhoulish | 1

#3583927 - Monday 14 November 2011 10:18

haha *index fingers in ears* LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! LALALALA

jedielf | 23

#3583963 - Monday 14 November 2011 10:35

Yeah, investing a few dollars into earplugs will save a bit on the headache medication or lack thereof if you're resistant to painkillers.

By omgcookeys | 15

#3583656 - Monday 14 November 2011 8:58

Get a trumpet. Those are very loud. :)

Smashhoof | 15

#4800126 - Saturday 11 August 2012 6:06

Trumpets sound good, though.

KillerAG17 | 15

#6133707 - Wednesday 3 December 2014 6:18

Lol not when don't know how to play it.

By gamefreakpog | 5

#3583670 - Monday 14 November 2011 8:59

Barge into her house, take the recorder, and smash it.

iam_yummylicious | 12

#3583724 - Monday 14 November 2011 9:06

...over her face.

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3584090 - Monday 14 November 2011 12:13

...and then be charged with destruction of property, and assult. Woop-dee-doo...

demarcusT | 0

#3585641 - Monday 14 November 2011 17:08

... And breaking and entering

twistedreverie | 1

#3586027 - Monday 14 November 2011 19:03

As soon as you destroy it, hand her a $20. Recorders are cheap, but the time it takes her to go out and get one will give your migrain time to stop.

By sexaaydino | 14

#3583678 - Monday 14 November 2011 9:01

OMG I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!!! My brother is going through that phase :/

By blink182AAR | 6

#3583681 - Monday 14 November 2011 9:01

Haha, that has to be the most useless instrument..

JustinComments | 3

#3588349 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 7:00

Excuse me! I just happen to be a four time recorder Provincial Champion, National runner up and took place in-

Nope, your right, it's useless.

By catseventhst | 0

#3583683 - Monday 14 November 2011 9:01

I'm finally on the first page yay

By pdHbq | 2

#3583687 - Monday 14 November 2011 9:02

Get the bagpipes and show em how its done!

thatssomeBS | 9

#3584015 - Monday 14 November 2011 11:12

I think bagpipes might be my favorite instrument.

sexynarwhal | 6

#3588062 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 5:18

SAME! no joke

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