Yes, this comment section is meant to be entirely about you.

You are one of the people in the chart haha

Were his feet... clean? If not fyl

@bootje: I made a comment about Doc, stated why said comment is probably incorrect, apologized for the event that it /is/ incorrect, and stated that I am pompous and that said pompousness does not make me feel clever. I then replied to 53tff, thanking her for a good laugh, supplying reasons to what she said, and expressing my opinions on what she said; in the same post, I pointed out a fault of mine. I then posted yet again to clear the ambiguity in the wording with which I pointed out the fault to prevent offending others, then rambled off into grammatical terminology and expressed my ignorance on the topic, as well as my ignorance regarding Internet terms in general; I then indirectly apologized for the longevity of my ramblings on not-entirely relevant topics. I'm sorry, but I don't really understand your sentiment. I'm honestly curious; I'd like to know what is causing your (it seems, but I may be acting a bit presumptuous) displeasure, so that I may try to correct my behavior; I really hate to come off as vain. :(

Fact: When people try to sound smart and type stories 90% of people stop reading and assume it's meaningless bull.

On the internet, you should be brief. Actually, that goes for writing in general. No one wants to read pointless ramblings.

Your boyfriend is a total c*nt. Sorry, but for me, that would have been grounds for dumping.

Haha your bf is a jerk! XD

you have a lot more to learn about the Internet if you think people are going to stop for walls of text.

What is wrong with big words? They exist in the English language, might as well use them.