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By BiteMe14 - 07/01/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 01:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML

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By caitplaysguitar - 09/02/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

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By I need new friends - 11/10/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML

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That's… a crime?

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By maddie! - 09/02/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

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Friday 7 January 2011 23:33

I would've put my foot up his ass.

crazy_lil_thing 0

Friday 7 January 2011 23:31

I woulda punched him in his face.

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gnrgirl09 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 0:44

Really I just don't get the foot phobia. Get over it. You have to put socks and or shoes on them everyday. *******.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 8 January 2011 0:49

Shut up. A phobia is a phobia. You don't have to understand it. Troll elsewhere.

Stonedmanalex 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:01

agrree its just A state of mind a perception

Ha1r1nY0S0up 15

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:21

AHHH THIS IS MAKING MY TROLL PHOBIA GO CRAZY

justbigbs 6

Saturday 8 January 2011 0:45

Time for break up, otherwise, next might be his ass

kei1108 13

Saturday 8 January 2011 1:03

holy crap. I hope you broke up with him after that.

Grand_Cookie 21

Saturday 8 January 2011 1:10

Bite his toe off if he tries it again

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 8 January 2011 1:30

Reintroduce him to his phobia of getting kicked in the balls. Keep repeating until he gets over it, then dump his ass.

KristinaKreme 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 4:12

WIN^

Ha1r1nY0S0up 15

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:24

FAIL^

mad_hatter0666 22

Saturday 8 January 2011 1:30

that is the worst feeling in the world. your bf just earned himself a foot in the ass.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 8 January 2011 1:45

Uh, your boyfriend rubbed his feet all over your spiders? How would that help? Or did he rub spiders all over his feet? I'm confused.

heyyitsjessie 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 1:47

ahh that's horrible... I hate feet too,.. and when people find out, they always do stuff like that to me.

truthinlies 1

Saturday 8 January 2011 1:50

maybe you phobia is his fetish

entwined 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 15:02

foot fetish FTW :D:D:D

DeathcoreDashie 11

Tuesday 21 January 2014 20:15

Fo sho!

RosiePatosie 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 2:13

hahahaha that's so gross. but you make it sound funny...

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