Animals: Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the...

By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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Poor Mr Nibbles

By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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Alas…

By Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

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Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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SCREAM4meeee 0

Monday 12 September 2011 18:57

One time I brought a new girl home to keep the old one company. She didn't like it so much either :/

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 12 September 2011 18:55

It's uncommon knowledge that hamsters are territorial.

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sugarbear444 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:59

The same thing happened to me but the other way around

Wheresmysandwich 3

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:07

cannibalism ftw

starfish7 18

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:07

#119, does that mean your hamster thought you might be lonely so it brought a companion home for you and you killed him?

FarSide 22

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:23

OP... you may have just started a trend. Hamster Fighting. At least its not illegal like dog fighting.

AnOceanPearl 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:33

Your life sucks because the person at the pet store should have informed you it was a bad idea. You deserve it because if you have an animal, you should try to learn as much as possible about it so shit like this doesn't happen.

DAbearz95 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:54

I thought everyone knew not to put two same sex hamsters into one cage?

Hannahrayne 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 2:02

Lol!

cheeringchica 1

Tuesday 13 September 2011 2:02

It's your own fault, because if you knew anything about the animal you owned you would know that hamsters are solitary animals. I just feel bad for the poor hamsters!