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By whymommywhy - / Tuesday 21 April 2009 03:11 / United States
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Today I was born, and this strange creature towered over my mother and my siblings, and touched one of my siblings. Later my mother decided to eat the sibling that the creature touched. Now I am terrified of being petted. FML

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if u touch a hamster's offspring u leave ur scent on it, causing the mother to not recognize it. same thing with rabbits. I found wild ones in my backyard and picked them up and scared away the mother. it's because predators usually climb into their burrows and wait for the mother to come back then devour her. but ya fyl .3.

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the people saying the op is stupid are actually extremly stupid, how is that common knowledge??

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When I was 5, I put a hamster in the freezer. Apparently, I wanted to see it shiver, and forgotten about it. When I remember, he was frozen solid ;(

By  YLS

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Yes let's be a fuckin dick about everything!:D Dear mister/misses YLS, I bet your penis is very small or that your vagina has the texture of khaki pants.

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Today, i had just been born. All of the sudden a giant finger thats larger than me came down to touch me. this upset my mother, and she ate me. Now I'm dead. FML

I'm guessing you didn't bother to read up on breeding hamsters BEFORE you let it get pregnant? What actually happened to the one you petted...still alive or did it get rejected/devoured? If the latter...I feel more sorry for the poor little thing than I do you! So you sort of deserve it.

By  taotu

It's self-inflicted, but I don't think anybody deserves to be inadvertently responsible for something suffering such a horrible death...

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