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By illenram06 - 11/07/2011 15:37 - Philippines

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 08:17 - Australia

Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 15:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML

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You deserved it 7 839

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 23:00

Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML

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You deserved it 391

By Foolish - 18/07/2016 06:51 - United States - Los Altos

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML

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You deserved it 1 915

By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

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You deserved it 3 442

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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You deserved it 28 225

By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

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You deserved it 2 666

By stuck - 12/06/2016 05:59 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML

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You deserved it 4 347

amrik 11

Monday 11 July 2011 19:09

sell him

seeunexttuesdays 6

Monday 11 July 2011 19:10

it's called a gun.

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thehearons01 0

Monday 11 July 2011 22:17

uhmmm... break up with him over the phone... and be prepare with cops at your place... i had to do that.... im sry...

burgerburger 0

Monday 11 July 2011 22:18

sounds like a solid relationship

Lawbynature 0

Monday 11 July 2011 22:20

it's called cops along with a restraining order friends close by Abd a gun.

minidinosaurgoes 9

Monday 11 July 2011 22:20

i can tell you how to hide a body if you catch my drift

felah17 6

Monday 11 July 2011 22:34

Tell him you're done with him for good. Also tell him that he needs to stay the **** away,or else,he will have some "esplaining" to do to your new boyfriend,Manny Pacquiao!! ; )

itswhateveridk 0

Monday 11 July 2011 22:39

sux 2 b u

itswhateveridk 0

Monday 11 July 2011 22:39

sux 2 b u

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Monday 11 July 2011 22:50

call the cops?

lamaravilla1 0

Monday 11 July 2011 22:52

call packman nock he's ass out .

diaz5 1

Monday 11 July 2011 22:55

get a tuff guy to do it :P

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Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML

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Today, there's a stray black cat in my apartment complex. It had badly bitten me two months ago and I had to get several injections. Today the same cat barged into my flat when I opened the door to receive a delivery, and it attacked my cat. I barely managed to fight and push him out of my flat. FML

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Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

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Today, one of my fourth-graders came up to me and asked, "Can you please not put my test grades in the weekly folders? My mom likes to get mad when I get below a 90." FML

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Today, after working all week on a group project, I realized I forgot to submit the assignment and missed the deadline. I now have to tell my group that we automatically failed. FML

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Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML

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