By illenram06 - 11/07/2011 15:37 - Philippines

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
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ChuckNorriss_fml 0

I'll find him and roundhouse kick him to death

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rofflewaffle 9

Heh, everyone's saying "call the police" without the full story. Police in the Phil are corrupt as hell. If the boyfriend is friends with cops, has any kind of status, or is willing to pay a few people off, the girl is screwed. You can seriously get away with murder if you have enough money.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Cool! So now she just has to spend another day in her room figuring out how to get enough money without dying.

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flee_fml 0

o shit .... hit him with a bat whatever you do bring a weapon

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chelspm 5

I feel you. its terrifying... don't be alone when you break up with him, even doing it in a public place is better than alone.

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CurlyChica808 4

get him to dump you. eat all his food, act like a pig, be disgusting, disrespect his parents, embarrass him publicly, talk about your feelings, never wear makeup or do your hair, and cry. alot. best of luck.

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sunlovinmama 1

also call him foofie as a pet name and talk to him like a baby, put tampons and other Girly stuff in his ride and insist that yall have to be together every second. if he looks around start asking him why he's checking that girl out and start freaking out.

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chaostheosis 0

kick him in the balls and steal his wallet and spend all the money on his credit card on blow up dolls

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chaostheosis 0

kick him in the balls and steal his wallet and spend all the money on his credit card on blow up dolls

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