By illenram06 - 11/07/2011 15:37 - Philippines

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
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chaoticnh 0

any situation I can think of ends with either rape then murder, or just plain good ol murder.

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justbigbs 6

First file a restraining order just like # 213 said, so you know the cops will know him if anything happens to you. second, tell him your dating a cop who is a female third, tell him you're a lesbian, thus the female cop or disgust him enough to leave you ever watched white chicks

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rockell 0

tell him to GTF out

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limab93 3

without dying? waterboard him make him fear you and get a .38 job done

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adogg209 0

kill him be4 he kills yu!

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yurutenshi 5

I wouldn't do anything to drastic it might alert him and things could end terribly. I would try to be as unnoticeable as possible if I was going to do anything. hope things work out in your favor. be safe

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Jorcar 8

Here's a thought. Break up with him.

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