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By  Jeffo193  |  24

What a coward, why doesn't he just break up with you? Unless you're some kind of psycho stalker who refuses to be broken up with, in which case I'd take the hint...

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By  Jeffo193  |  24

What a coward, why doesn't he just break up with you? Unless you're some kind of psycho stalker who refuses to be broken up with, in which case I'd take the hint...

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  dalink  |  24

I doubt a psycho stalker would take that hint... Or they would probably beat you to death with it while asking you, "why don't you love me?"...... Or something.

By  Pleonasm  |  47

Ah yes, the old "It's not you, it's me. Focus only on me. Listen to my voice. Follow my voice. Clear your mind. What can you see? You see a chicken clucking blissfully on a pasture. You are that chicken, not me. On the count of three you will cluck like a chicken and break up with me." It always worked for me.

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  buckdharma  |  47

The mighty Pleonasm has spoken...You like what he said, you don't know why, but you really like it. Really, really like it. You will begin thumbing him up at the count of three. 1.... 2.......3.

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