By illenram06 - 11/07/2011 15:37 - Philippines

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
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ThanksKarma 0

From reading all the responses it seems like the only way to get him off you is to gain an incredible amount of weight and stop bathing. You never hear of people kidnapping morbidly obese people. It's just way too much to deal with and there is no way you will fit into a carryon bag. Other than that you seem like you are screwed. Try that number one of the responders posted a few pages up.

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cheerchic1994123 0

you too??

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anothersuicide 0

there's this new thing..I believe it's called a BJ. I heard tht with this exclusive technology you can hav your man begging for mercy in no time.

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Lilbabynid3 3

restraining order??

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jose18 3

restraining order and a gun

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ivyelizabeth 0

the exact same thing happened to me. The "over emotional, suicidal, I love you even though we just met, over protective, controlling" boyfriend. I feel ya girl:/

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eat_iit_fml 4

I don't know if you two live together but you can move away without telling him where you are while is not home.

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