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By illenram06 - 11/07/2011 15:37 - Philippines

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 08:17 - Australia

Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 15:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 23:00

Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML

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By Foolish - 18/07/2016 06:51 - United States - Los Altos

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML

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By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

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By stuck - 12/06/2016 05:59 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML

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amrik 11

Monday 11 July 2011 19:09

sell him

seeunexttuesdays 6

Monday 11 July 2011 19:10

it's called a gun.

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atills 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:48

I'm really sorry!!:( that's awful! restraining order?

ilovemyjohnnyboy 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:17

123- ur my new best friend!!! jus sayin!

Shadow73 13

Monday 11 July 2011 20:49

Give him the Lorena Bobbitt treatment! lol

angelinaanimerg 7

Monday 11 July 2011 20:56

911

jz3713 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 7:01

She's not in the United States?

whythepain 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:58

it's c

dre6906 3

Monday 11 July 2011 21:13

move without letting him know what your up to

playboyintown 4

Monday 11 July 2011 21:15

put drugs in his bag and report when he is out.

sunlovinmama 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:03

that's actually a good idea assuming u could get ur hands on enough to get him with distribution but it's kinda cruel too. make sure he really is a bad person or watch out for karma

meghan664 0

Monday 11 July 2011 21:20

rat poison?

dabbers23 0

Monday 11 July 2011 21:22

you must suck my penis

tatababe 1

Monday 11 July 2011 21:23

hmmm all I can say is run while you can

bigbadtim 7

Monday 11 July 2011 21:23

Kill or be killed.

pennstate13 3

Monday 11 July 2011 21:25

call the popo, they will help you out, if your in a bad relationship i would definitely get out, its not worth the trouble no matter how hard he tries to get you back, just leave and dont turn back :D

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