Family and Stuck: Release the tapes!

Release the tapes!

By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 00:01

Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By Ep1cF4ce - 26/07/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

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You deserved it 3 419

By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 319

You deserved it 5 595

By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 2 640

By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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You deserved it 2 325

By horselover7766 - 25/04/2012 23:08 - United States - Sewell

Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML

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Right in the nuts

By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 06:01

Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 221

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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Psychopath's joke

By hannieannie - 20/11/2019 01:00

Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 251

Joseph Elvin Legg 7

Thursday 1 July 2021 1:01

I mean at least it wasn't your step brother... am I right!!

Snailfarts 27

Thursday 1 July 2021 15:50

maybe you should move your bed against the wall? since this has happened twice now?

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Joseph Elvin Legg 7

Thursday 1 July 2021 1:01

I mean at least it wasn't your step brother... am I right!!

superjew 8

Thursday 1 July 2021 1:20

I’d be pointing, laughing and videoing it too lol

brockwaycc 3

Thursday 1 July 2021 1:20

I would’ve video’d too lol

mccuish 25

Thursday 1 July 2021 6:15

I would’ve done the same, but help you out after having a good laugh

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 1 July 2021 6:58

Ah, a brother just like the rest of us!😅

Snailfarts 27

Thursday 1 July 2021 15:50

maybe you should move your bed against the wall? since this has happened twice now?

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Release the tapes!

Same thing different taste

Right in the nuts

Psychopath's joke

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