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By maddiecat - 08/01/2013 05:34 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By shtzbutnogiggles - 17/05/2016 14:10 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Mineral

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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By Les Miserables is so sad - 02/01/2013 23:38 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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iarefatal 9

Tuesday 8 January 2013 12:03

You must have sounded miserable

ariverperson 11

Tuesday 8 January 2013 12:03

people go to shows to watch and listen to them, now listen to other people drowning it out with their singing, YDI

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BobbieH 19

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:43

No one went to the movie to hear you. Why did you think you should participate? The audience isn't supposed to participate at most events, rock, rap and pop concerts aside. I would have probably done the same to you.

monkeyhead641 6

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:49

Don't sing jack ass

RinoaHeartilly 36

Tuesday 8 January 2013 23:17

It's not a sing-along. You're in a frickin' movie theater. Learn to be respectful of the people around you.

pumpedupkix 7

Tuesday 8 January 2013 23:21

So I guess it doesn't just happen in the movies...

EvaWinters 3

Tuesday 8 January 2013 23:47

Although the soda dumping was totally uncalled for and unecessary, you probably shouldn't have been singing. My dad told me that people used to do that in the 80s when rewatching a movie after its been out for a while, maybe you could do that if you really want to sing with it. Or wait till it comes out on DVD.

EmmaxSampson 9

Wednesday 9 January 2013 0:55

You shouldn't have been singing... Seriously.... You're at a movie not a concert....

hells_bells86 9

Wednesday 9 January 2013 1:14

YDI OP. if you knew you were going to have issues holding yourself back from singing along maybe you should have waited a longer time to go see the movie.

rahrah27 10

Wednesday 9 January 2013 4:41

Sing along in your own home if you want to so badly.

Xotoolyxo 16

Wednesday 9 January 2013 4:50

Vocal lessons ?(:

bigtime_rocker 11

Wednesday 9 January 2013 5:19

You're a complete and utter asshole! People didn't pay to listen to you and it's not a ******* sing-along! Shut up and be ashamed of yourself!!!

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