Animals: Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese...

By AUDONEE - 10/02/2010 06:39 - United States

Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML

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By Username - 14/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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Call center hell

By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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Talk to me

By JoseIsAdork - 11/01/2016 18:03 - United States - Somers

Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML

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HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!

By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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By Honest mistake - 18/04/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a tail for my girlfriend to dress as a cat at a hen party. She put the box in her suitcase, then left to catch her plane. I checked my purchase history and realised it's a cat tail butt plug. Now she keeps ringing me, but I'm too chicken to answer the phone. FML

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By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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You deserved it 2 810

NEVER JOKE ABOUT FLUFFY

By Sheepiebeepie - 11/08/2017 04:30

Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By catastrophy - 19/11/2016 09:20

Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML

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immafiremylaser 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:18

YDI for not using *67. If the person you're calling can read your phone number then you fail.

anonymas_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:31

Oh come on, you pranked him so he's pranking you. This is hardly a FYL

Comments

Twi_lover_EC 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 14:29

*67 Use it when you prank call someone. It might help.

lauraqueen24 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 14:33

dumb ass have u ever heard of *67

perdix 29

Wednesday 10 February 2010 14:36

Who cares? The old "merchandise that doesn't exist" prank -- boooorrrriing! If he posted on Craiglist that you like getting Cleveland Steamers and Dirty Sanchezes forcibly (you'll PRETEND not to want them), your address and the times you are home, THAT would be an FML-worthy prank! And only 50 days until AFD. Hmmm, where do you live and when are you home?

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:51

Holy shit. I fail to see how the **** the Dirty Sanchez was passed off as a sex move. Yes, they're passed off. They all go through the judgement of perdix.

megastupid 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:29

he got you back good

CupCakeGirl101 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 14:38

hell to the mutha ****** ya! that is some bad ass payback.

dugumit 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 14:42

your an idiot for prank calling and for prank calling without hiding your number.

stibbons_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 14:44

Wait, you mean moronic actions have consequences?! FYL for not knowing that, moran.

sydneyanne 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 14:48

that's what u get for prank callin

AngryNinja 1

Wednesday 10 February 2010 15:05

that is a great idea. prank callers are annoying. ydi. maybe they could be offering lessons on how to use a *****, free with purchase of said *****. hmmm.