Animals: Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese...

By AUDONEE - 10/02/2010 06:39 - United States

Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML

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By Username - 14/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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Call center hell

By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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By JoseIsAdork - 11/01/2016 18:03 - United States - Somers

Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML

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HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!

By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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By Honest mistake - 18/04/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a tail for my girlfriend to dress as a cat at a hen party. She put the box in her suitcase, then left to catch her plane. I checked my purchase history and realised it's a cat tail butt plug. Now she keeps ringing me, but I'm too chicken to answer the phone. FML

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By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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NEVER JOKE ABOUT FLUFFY

By Sheepiebeepie - 11/08/2017 04:30

Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By catastrophy - 19/11/2016 09:20

Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML

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immafiremylaser 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:18

YDI for not using *67. If the person you're calling can read your phone number then you fail.

anonymas_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:31

Oh come on, you pranked him so he's pranking you. This is hardly a FYL

Comments

Pmm368 5

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:46

I'd like to buy a Siamese Cat please. How much would you like?

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:08

So? It's not like you didn't deserve it.

iheartjustinsane 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:24

Totally a YDI. What are you, 5 years old? Prank calling is lame.

blairbearforever 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:39

Hah I prank call people, but I use prankdialer.com so then they never know it was me XD

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:59

ha ha ha ha

quinz 4

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:40

Duuuuuude. People, stop saying that prank calling is something only 5 year olds do. It can be fun. No, not the most productive use of time, but it's fun. But I love that guy's response. If I ever get prank called and want payback, I know what to do!

tisiphone_fml 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:08

But seriously, prank phone calls pretty much died with the advent of caller ID a couple decades ago... at least *67. OP: If you're having a quarter-life or mid-life crisis, buy a motorcycle or take a road trip. You're a bit behind in the prank department. Props to the guy, though.