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Hey guys, OP here. It was an overnight flight so they had the lights off, but I could still see the outline of objects and he definitely moved right before he tripped me. And my eyesight is fine. I just can't believe this got posted
By Puff301 / Friday 1 January 2016 23:25 / Australia - Tuggerah
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By  Tripartita  |  44

Oh, fuck, he's one of the optometrists' agents! They're out there, and their douchieness is funded by scumbags who want to raise public awareness of eyeglasses. Not many people are willing to admit it, but the eye in the illuminati logo has terrible vision and is in cahoots with optometrists everywhere! People, if you read this and aren't mindless sheep, throw down your glasses in rebellion against the forces that would have you dependent on them!

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  friedpwnadge  |  25

1. Commandeer a vehicle and run him over repeatedly. When he protests, say "There's a thing called glasses. Fucking use them!". 2. ???? 3. Profit.

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  mariri9206  |  32

No, they should have replied "I went to get some but they were saving the last pair for you." There's no way he wouldn't have seen them coming, especially since it seems that he did it at the last minute and they wouldn't have had to time to see it and pick up their feet to avoid his leg.

By  racheldeanne12  |  15

Were you even wearing glasses? Why does he think you can't see?

By  west546  |  13

Should have told the flight attendant that you saw him with a gun earlier. That would have gotten him. Lol

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  PePziNL  |  20

"Look up the word idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?" "A picture of me?" "No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!"

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