By thismakesmesad - 07/09/2011 16:16 - United States

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Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
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laideehawk 6

Next time you go down on him, tell him you hope you're doing it right as the guy in the video had a much larger penis.

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manbearpig7173 0

Reply with a link regarding "how to eat pussy" or "how to give a woman a real ******". If that isn't a wake up call, I don't know what is.

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champjb 0

its this constructional criticism that keeos relationships alive

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TaeYang1 3

You show send him an email saying "how to dodge a kick in the balls" that will set him straight.

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COCKYmanUSC 3

Reply with a link to "How to Get Over a Breakup" :D

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KasaraEm13 12

Hm, gee, if I got an email like that from MY boyfriend, I'd *actually* read the damn thing, take a hint, and try to give better head from then on. Because you know what? I'm not a selfish bitch who'd write a FML about it, get mad over it, and I actually love my boyfriend. If anyone, HE deserves a FML because you're apparently seriously crap at it. Bonus points to him, for being honest too.

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KasaraEm13 12

You know it, buddy. Sometimes people need tough love. :D

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thatkimgirl 1

And you're an asshole. Do they write 'how not to vent your own insecurities onto other people' guides?

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diychick317 0

Oh helllll no. If that was me, Mr. ******* is getting kicked past the damn curb!

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meechiep 0

Dump him, learn to do it better for the next guy. LOL

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