By thismakesmesad - 07/09/2011 16:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 426
You deserved it 7 570

Same thing different taste

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laideehawk 6

Next time you go down on him, tell him you hope you're doing it right as the guy in the video had a much larger penis.

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Lucky7Samson 10

The guy was honest. She gives bad head apparently. Read the notes, and practice. All the butthurt girls posting on here must all think they specifically are the best lay on the planet and have nothing else to learn.

gotta love communication! ;) points for trying? he could of just dumped you. he obviously cares enough to want your sex life to improve. sounds to me like he might be a little scared of confrontation, and was a bit worried about your reaction and this was his way of avoiding it as long as possible. give the poor guy a break. just go read the article and try again, it can't hurt anything(well hopefully not anyways.) head is not that difficult to figure out! try not complaining, and feeling sorry for yourself and instead do something about the problems in the relationship you're apparently in. be grateful you didn't get the boot and some nasty word of mouth to everyone he knows about your bad oral skills.

Well, maybe he wasn't confident about telling you to your face that you give an awful BJ. You can always improve at sex even if you're really experienced. Take the tips, and tell him you want him to be more tactful the next time he has a problem.

Honestly from a guys perspective if you've been giving it to him before and he sends something like that it must be pretty bad. It's no fun when teeth or biting make their way into this. Also if the girl is really sloppy it's not the best. But for real though you don't even have to stick it all in. You can use your hand and put your mouth on the tip and go around the head. Could also be some ball action or the lick from the balls all the way to the tip from underneath is pretty good feeling. If you read the thing though you probably don't need these tips though