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haha whatever, he's just kidding around... you can't use the word "sausage" with a guy and expect them to not say something like that lol

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Either she's dating a pre-schooler, or her boyfriend thinks he's a character in a porn film. Either way, something is terribly wrong here.

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Traze, while I'm sure your "you is beautiful" is successful in moistening most women's panties, that strategy doesn't work often here. I would try "omg your gorges" or "how much for a bj" or "ur hottttttt lololololololol." Do it now.

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I'm thankful for the correction of my mistake. I didn't realize it after I posted it and went about looking for a delete a comment button, but my efforts was futile on the phone. To docbasterd I thank you for the retarded suggestion and forever grateful. Peace bitch.

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Were: Etymology: Middle English were (suppletive singular past subjunctive & 2d singular past indicative of been to be), weren (suppletive past plural of been), from Old English wǣre (singular past subjunctive & 2d singular past indicative of wesan to be), wǣron (past plural indicative of wesan), wǣren (past plural subjunctive of wesan) — Was: Etymology: Middle English, from Old English, wæs, 1st & 3d singular past indicative of wesan to be; akin to Old Norse vera to be, var was, Sanskrit

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Traze, do yourself a favor and stop trying to be badass over the internet. Getting your panties in a twist over a grammar Nazi just shows you are a petty little bitch.

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A) She's 16, most likely illegal for you B) Your flirting over FML, that should be an FML in itself C) It contained 0% game at all.

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31- Thank you very much. I don't get that very often and it made my day, no matter how it's written. (:

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Aww you don't get that much? Well you're pretty! ANYWAYS so yes what was the FML. dammit I forgot. oh yes boyfriend waving junk in your face. Well YDI for saying yes.

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Let's all boost 115's ego! ready go! and ya, that sounds like a good idea on paper, but I would rather keep my junk than have it ripped off by a pissed girlfriend

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134, I truly hope you were joking with that comment. If not, I'm surprised you are smart enough to log onto a computer.

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Oh yes she is cause calling someone names without proper evidence goes to show the very treat that they are displaying. In my case calling her a " jealous hater " is by doing it with her comment of " slut ".

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To the lady, what appears to me sitting on the toilet, your comment is not necessary and as well as your pic of your ugly bathroom curtains. What awful taste people have.

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she does have evidence that she's a slut. she's wearing a major push up bra and take of pic of her self in it and puts it as a profile picture.

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Why do you not write coherently? And what's a breakfest? Some kind of plate-smashing festival? Sounds like fun.

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Don't fucking tell me how to live my life. If I choose to be serious all the time and never sarcastic, then that is how I will live, goddammit. It's good for my blood pressure. Shit.

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Why would I get banned? I'm innocent! I've never paid off the mods! You can't prove anything!! *hides under the blanket*

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Those cigars you sent me really were top quality, Doc. I'll see what I can do about your debtor problem.

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Can I vote for Doc to become President of the FML site? Also, I propose a "correction fee" of $0.01 every time he has to correct someone due to an idiotic lack of coherency. He would become rich.

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124 - Only if you count me in on that too. The stupidity on here's disgusting. AM$0.01 for every time he or I correct someone in spelling or grammar; AM$1.00 for every time we correct someone's flawed logic.

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Correction, since the editor didn't post my correction: ...for every time we correct someone's spelling or grammar...***

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I don't what made me cringe more in your comment, the unintelligible prattle, or the fact that you think that anyone would think that what op's bf did was a turn on

LMFAO that's HILARIOUS!!! Sorry that happened to you, but still, it's pretty funny! he probably learned that joke the last time he was with his buddies and was waiting for the perfect time to use it! I'll be lockin' that one in the vault in the event a man says that to me! Thanks for that! seriously though OP, sucks (no pun intended) but still hilarious. FYL

haha whatever, he's just kidding around... you can't use the word "sausage" with a guy and expect them to not say something like that lol

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