YDI for stealing lunches. What are you, 5 years old?

He made you a sandwich! Don't bitch.

omfg! that is soo funnyyy. i should do that if someone starts stealing my lunches. :P thanks for the idea! but YDI, i hate when people steal my things so i know how it feels! and you shouldnt anyway, its common sense to not take things that dont belong to you.

So the dog food finally clued you in. How many of the previous sandwiches had fresh "mayonaise".

... Really? I was going to write some witty insult, but I still can't wrap my head around the fact that you want sympathy for this. You've got a job. There's no reason for you to be stealing a co-worker's food every day. Get your lazy ass to the ******* grocery store and buy your own damn food. Hell, go to the dollar store. They've got bread, chips, PB&J, and soda/juice/bottle water/whatever. All that great lunch food for a dollar a piece! You deserve it. As has been said already, you're lucky he didn't do worse.

PWN. you dumb ass.

this is more of a fail u should of taken it every other day i bet the dude went around smellin if ppl smelled like dog food lol he knows its u!!! prepare for the laxatives!

I wish I'd thought of that.

Thats awesome. Think yourself lucky they didnt mix crazy hot chilli sauce with it :)

How old are you, 5?