By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
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gigi37 0

Well, that's what you get for stealing someone else's food. What, were you too lazy to make your own? It's not that expensive to get a dollar hamburger Are you really expecting sympathy on here?

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gothic_cat_lady 0

...and you expected sympathy? YDI for sure, and I almost never assume the person deserved it. And that was an awesome way to get someone to stop stealing their food.

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ThatCrazyGirl 0

YDI you schmuck!

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itsmelen 0

WTF man? YDI and worse. Hopefully he beat the shit out of you after he saw you in the bathroom vomiting your dog food sandwich.

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nixxx90 0

haha that's hilarious. but you're lucky bc you wouldn't get off so easy with me, dick.

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awesomeperson 0

Mmmm delicious, delicious...but I believe your forgetting the side of rotting bull ******** tendon, hm? They make it for dogs but I find it quite delectable.

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fxdxhk90 0

Who clicked fyl for this post?

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ayashe 2

The person you were stealing from is funny.

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SuperMeme 0

I'm pretty sure it was chilli...

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SuperMeme 0

Wait, this IS in reply to someone talking about the South Park where Cartman kills that boy's parents right? This is why comments shouldn't be edited.

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AtoZandBeyond 0

You really deserve it. You had it coming anyway

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LilaBear 1

F YOUR life?? F THEIR life! That's like saying "oh woe is me, I broke into the shop to steal from their tills but they'd just emptied them that afternoon. FML."

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