Miscellaneous: Today, I rang my dad to tell him and my half-sister that I'm...

By ThatCery - 16/01/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I rang my dad to tell him and my half-sister that I'm finally engaged. I then asked my half-sister to tell my stepmother. Still on speaker, I heard her run upstairs and pass the good news on. My stepmother responded with 'Cery who?', followed by 'So what? I can't stand her'. I'm Cery. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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Thanks Dad

By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 03:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:12 - United States

Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML

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By porcelainleigh - 23/11/2016 19:41 - United States

Today, I got engaged. I called my mom and told her. "You didn't say yes, did you?" she said. Afterwards, I told my dad. "Uh, Congratulations. But, I have questions." Thanks guys. FML

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By snazz23 - 02/05/2016 21:12 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML

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By awkward wedding - 18/10/2018 22:00

Today, a girl confessed that she's loved me for years and wants to marry me and have my children. It was my half-sister and she said it in front of everyone at a family wedding. I don't know who to be most afraid of at this point: her fiancé or my stepdad. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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Congratulations

By anon - 28/07/2015 05:02 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 11:36 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML

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Saturday 16 January 2010 19:49

What a bitch.

MegMM 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:55

what a bitch!!! don't invite her to the wedding!!!

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sydneynadiabibi 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:34

your names weird.

Bella_is_my_name 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:03

invite your sister & dad & whole family & everyone except the stepmom

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:08

Cool name, screw with the woman's seat and food at the wedding and pay a server a little extra to spill something on her

tow38 7

Thursday 23 February 2012 6:45

U rang??

ash268 18

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:07

That's sad. :-(

tmc8907 18

Saturday 28 September 2013 3:25

Seriously bitch move!

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 10 July 2014 8:27

Call her next...she'll probably give a better response...

pixierara 28

Saturday 23 May 2015 4:40

You might have a terrible stepmother, but you have a pretty awesome name

AwkwardKarma 18

Tuesday 17 November 2015 20:44

That's stepmoms for you.

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