Miscellaneous: Today, I rang my dad to tell him and my half-sister that I'm...

By ThatCery - 16/01/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I rang my dad to tell him and my half-sister that I'm finally engaged. I then asked my half-sister to tell my stepmother. Still on speaker, I heard her run upstairs and pass the good news on. My stepmother responded with 'Cery who?', followed by 'So what? I can't stand her'. I'm Cery. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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Thanks Dad

By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 03:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:12 - United States

Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML

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By porcelainleigh - 23/11/2016 19:41 - United States

Today, I got engaged. I called my mom and told her. "You didn't say yes, did you?" she said. Afterwards, I told my dad. "Uh, Congratulations. But, I have questions." Thanks guys. FML

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By snazz23 - 02/05/2016 21:12 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML

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By awkward wedding - 18/10/2018 22:00

Today, a girl confessed that she's loved me for years and wants to marry me and have my children. It was my half-sister and she said it in front of everyone at a family wedding. I don't know who to be most afraid of at this point: her fiancé or my stepdad. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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Congratulations

By anon - 28/07/2015 05:02 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 11:36 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML

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Saturday 16 January 2010 19:49

What a bitch.

MegMM 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:55

what a bitch!!! don't invite her to the wedding!!!

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dzerzhinsky 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:15

YDI for living in st helens, the butthole of england

ellepee 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:42

don't even bother with her

erjaguam 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 17:00

women are bitches. period.

Michellular 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:09

so your a lesbian ?

laser_cutter 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:47

less thoughts makes easy life.enjoy your big moment with the ones who care you

vde_fml 15

Monday 18 January 2010 15:47

If she thinks so much of you, don't even bother inviting her. Personally I would send her an invitation with a "p.s. Attendance for mrs. XXXX will not be appreciated" Good look with your marriage :_)

ColdGold 6

Tuesday 19 January 2010 19:59

Ha ha. She really stuck her foot in her mouth.

ikealove 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:35

blah who needs her, don't invite her to the wedding and make it known that you don't want her there by personally calling her or visiting her while the families there stating you don't want her to go because you want to enjoy your wedding. If she doesn't get it send her a postcard,email, or long note. Then she'll feel bad.

ash92_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:29

haha, win!

newkellygirl 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 22:31

my stepmom didn't even come to my wedding. but she will come to my brothers graduation. we live 1200 miles away from her. don't trip. she isn't worth it