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By keenan - 19/09/2010 23:55 - United States

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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By fluke - 19/09/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 17:25 - Belgium

Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML

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By Lady of Sorrows - 31/01/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 09:14 - Taiwan

Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML

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By HeShe - 06/09/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

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TSA

By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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By matish - 20/09/2018 13:30

Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML

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By turtles_yup - 03/12/2015 05:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML

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Moral panics are the worst

By sorryidontlookthatfeminine - 14/03/2023 07:00 - United States - Washington

Today, after going to the clinic for my hormone therapy, I decided to go to the mall. I went into the ladies' room to pee, and I heard a guy asking if there was anyone in there who shouldn't be. Yeah, someone called security on me. FML

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green_eyes124 0

Monday 20 September 2010 9:02

umm then you need to change something sweetie , your hair? make up?

Zlappy 0

Monday 20 September 2010 9:08

Why the hell did he care?

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munny_fml 7

Monday 20 September 2010 14:30

****...how ugly are you?

skyeyez9 24

Monday 20 September 2010 15:06

He knew you were a girl, he just wanted to see your DL so he can find out where you live. your Future creeper

skyeyez9 24

Monday 20 September 2010 15:08

Speaking of videogames: Fable 3 comes out soon. 

britasif27 5

Monday 20 September 2010 15:27

try dressing yourself up

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 20 September 2010 15:39

152- I was reading this thread for pure amusement, when I realized you type like a total moron. The caps lock button (to turn the damn thing off) is to the left of your keyboard, about halfway between the top and bottom. Please use it. As for the rest of the idiocy, just stop talking. That solves both problems.

1121osu2110 0

Monday 20 September 2010 16:06

dykes are hott!

ginnalora19 0

Monday 20 September 2010 16:08

lol omg

misti_csi 0

Monday 20 September 2010 16:28

i thought it was a funny joke, seeing as she does look like a man and she's a ******* weirdo. **** off lady gaga fans ;)

jayemdoubleyou 1

Monday 20 September 2010 16:52

Stop being ugly.

triggerit 5

Monday 20 September 2010 16:58

perhaps better change your gender...

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