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By keenan - 19/09/2010 23:55 - United States

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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By fluke - 19/09/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 17:25 - Belgium

Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML

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By Lady of Sorrows - 31/01/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 09:14 - Taiwan

Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML

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By HeShe - 06/09/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

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TSA

By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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By matish - 20/09/2018 13:30

Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML

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By turtles_yup - 03/12/2015 05:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML

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Moral panics are the worst

By sorryidontlookthatfeminine - 14/03/2023 07:00 - United States - Washington

Today, after going to the clinic for my hormone therapy, I decided to go to the mall. I went into the ladies' room to pee, and I heard a guy asking if there was anyone in there who shouldn't be. Yeah, someone called security on me. FML

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green_eyes124 0

Monday 20 September 2010 9:02

umm then you need to change something sweetie , your hair? make up?

Zlappy 0

Monday 20 September 2010 9:08

Why the hell did he care?

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karmaslave 5

Monday 20 September 2010 17:05

Is this some kind of girls only arcade?

Pisslips 0

Monday 20 September 2010 19:01

Get your ass on the treadmill

suprmidgt 0

Monday 20 September 2010 19:13

oh! I have an idea that may help you. stop dressing so you look like a boy. it's the #1 cause of the mistake. and another thing. people who dress like that then get upset when me make a mistake really need to stop acting like we're the asshole.

iGrenade 0

Monday 20 September 2010 19:32

complain to his supervisor and demand an apology if your life is completely ruined thanks to him.

laurabev 9

Monday 20 September 2010 20:17

One word; OUCH. That really sucks. Might just be him though, don't worry about it OP. :)

Busterfml 0

Monday 20 September 2010 20:54

Wow, Demetrius is an epic douche. I mean he could have said Hillary Swank or gone old school and said Annie Lennox. He could have said Ellen. Instead he says Lady Gaga whom NOBODY thinks looks like a man. Pop reference fail.