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OP, you and the OP from the next FML should get together. That way when you're on your period, he'll just use his hand.

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I wonder if this means he'll be doing his own laundry this week...to bad he'll starve from lack of sandwich

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It would have completed this FML if OP had said something like, "Except I wasn't on my period. FML." At the end of the FML...

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My guy friends call me a f**king b***h or ignore me considering all my friends are guys but like two it stinks

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Well if you're PMSing he probably said nothing like that, but you took it to mean "clearly you are useless" haha

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I totally agree! We can for the most part do others things beside the deed! I would give head on that week or just my hands! The only time I wouldn't do anything is the first two days are the worse for me but I make up for it by giving head twice a day or more if I am not working. It sounds like OP needs a new guy!

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Really? Skinny jeans your choice, one week of pure hellish period pains a month- absolute nightmare and unavoidable for us ladies. No competition at all.

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I live with 2 women in the house and when they're in their period, I stay away. And if there's an argument, shut the fuck up or I'm in for a longgg asss day. Women on their period = god testing men's ability to adapt.

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Seriously though, I was just wearing 'normal' trousers once. I had an erection and had to suddenly stand up...that was the worst pain I've ever experienced. It turned out I actually got a "penile fracture". So yeah, cramps might hurt but not as much as that did (in any possible form).

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1st, who the hell said boys look good in skinny jeans? It looks like they cut off their penis. 2nd, you can change pants, we can't stop our Aunt Flo.

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The cramps are worse than a 'penile fracture.' if you could still stand, it doesn't even compare to how bad cramps can be.

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Hey sometimes we can't avoid it. And for us it usually happens more than once a month. Sometimes people just get the wrong thought in their head, and next thing ya know you have a Boner in skinny jeans. once the thought is in your head, it is really hard to get it out.

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I would just like to point out a quick double standard: if the roles in this fml were reversed(sans menstruation, of course) and someone told OP to tell his girlfriend that her breasts were small, it would get oodles of negative thumbs. Just something I'd like to point out to help alleviate future double standards.

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What about the double standard that women should keep sexually satisfying her guy when she's on her period when men are so often unwilling to do get the girl off?

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