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By Anonymous / Sunday 30 October 2011 05:02 / United States
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By  KatieeAdamss  |  17

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  XenaWP  |  6

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  k34nu  |  7

It's true though... Unless you can cook? Or play video games? Then yes, you are pretty useless.

By  KatieeAdamss  |  17

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  Eggers  |  2

and were you on your period when you wrote this FML? This is significant

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  pandacruisn30  |  3

I totally agree! We can for the most part do others things beside the deed! I would give head on that week or just my hands! The only time I wouldn't do anything is the first two days are the worse for me but I make up for it by giving head twice a day or more if I am not working. It sounds like OP needs a new guy!

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  yadisingh  |  5

Her period :p

By  kaprookie  |  3

Period pain? Try getting a boner in skinny jeans.

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  yadisingh  |  5

I live with 2 women in the house and when they're in their period, I stay away. And if there's an argument, shut the fuck up or I'm in for a longgg asss day. Women on their period = god testing men's ability to adapt.

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  Ecklcakes  |  15

Seriously though, I was just wearing 'normal' trousers once. I had an erection and had to suddenly stand up...that was the worst pain I've ever experienced. It turned out I actually got a "penile fracture". So yeah, cramps might hurt but not as much as that did (in any possible form).

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  lilrocker90  |  10

Hey sometimes we can't avoid it. And for us it usually happens more than once a month. Sometimes people just get the wrong thought in their head, and next thing ya know you have a Boner in skinny jeans. once the thought is in your head, it is really hard to get it out.

By  monagro  |  21

Remind him that you can give him a blowjob :) (although you would like him to value you for more than just sex)

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I would just like to point out a quick double standard: if the roles in this fml were reversed(sans menstruation, of course) and someone told OP to tell his girlfriend that her breasts were small, it would get oodles of negative thumbs. Just something I'd like to point out to help alleviate future double standards.

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  EklyValdur  |  2

What about the double standard that women should keep sexually satisfying her guy when she's on her period when men are so often unwilling to do get the girl off?

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