Miscellaneous: Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've...

By all - 15/04/2012 03:02 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 07:04 - United States - Bellingham

Today, I was buried in texts from two of my bridesmaids about how much they hated their dresses. Dresses they helped pick. I can either be a bridezilla, put up with this for 4 more months, or ruin two friendships. FML

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All weddings are themed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Bride - 25/02/2021 23:00 - New Zealand

Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML

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Wedding from Wish

By not that cheap - 15/05/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me to quit my bitching and to just order a wedding dress off Wish. I'm willing to get an inexpensive dress and in fact I hate designer labels altogether. However, I draw the line at the cheap, poorly made crap from that site. FML

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By Meaghan - 12/02/2013 17:41 - United States - North Myrtle Beach

Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML

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You must conform

By Anonymous - 18/09/2022 13:00

Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML

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By SadFace - 12/09/2013 12:39 - Australia - Newmarket

Today, my two closest friends declared that they hated each other. They're my bridesmaids. The wedding is in three weeks. FML

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By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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By myrkes - 10/09/2015 11:09 - Switzerland - Marstetten

Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML

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By budgetboss - 08/06/2018 18:30 - United States - Granbury

Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML

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ajourdhui 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 8:31

Bridezillaaaa

Rddvl 11

Sunday 15 April 2012 8:33

Maybe just buy another one you like at one of those dress shops last minute?? It's your wedding OP, make it memorable.

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kayaker83 4

Monday 16 April 2012 6:12

Maybe you should bethinking about your future marriage and a little less on the dress.

DMarie217 0

Monday 16 April 2012 7:09

So wtf are you doing waisting your time posting this shit when u have to find the dress of your dreams!? No time to waist women!! No time!!!

missragdoll 0

Monday 16 April 2012 12:12

YDI for being a picky bitch and spending all of your daddy's money on a custom dress. You could've found something beautiful in stores.

818de60 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 9:35

a week? how long does it take to put on 1 dress?

Cablo_Gubla 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 23:29

Weddings are pointless, expensive, narcissistic, and come with way too many liabilities. The dress is the least of your problems.

NamelessFace 22

Friday 13 February 2015 1:10

Following that logic, so are funerals. Do you think funerals are a waste of time? Honoring loved ones who died? Is that "narcissistic" of them?

DiabolusIgnis 15

Friday 8 April 2016 19:39

Here's someone who got dumped.

nick3600 22

Sunday 26 January 2014 21:06

go cry about it you loser

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 20:46

Now you're stuck with it unless you buy a dress at Macy's.

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