By haku4u - 01/04/2013 23:18 - United States - Port Charlotte

Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML
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yoursucklives 36

she doesn't seem too bright, or she's just a bitch. probably the latter.

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perdix 29

Maybe the kid matured and its DNA finally matches yours. That could happen.

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cdkitty94 6

Should be a really short open and shut case for the judge then, provided he has the proof he isn't the daddy.

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chellytiger 12

Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry.

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acs123acs 22

Fight the court system. Fifth amendment says u cannot be put in jeopardy of life and limb twice for same offense. And in this economy taking away money puts life in jeapordy.

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onorexveritas 23

this week, on the Maury show

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xs4u 13

u r an idiot for picking up such trash. she is a stupid ho with no sense of dignity or respect.

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nitemare0 17

That's called double jeopardy, and is illegal, you cannot be charged or sue for the same issue twice.

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terri4x7 10

Time to call The Jerry Springer Show :3

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Gunner69 8

Well its Good you dumped her cause she might be slightly retarded

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RUSSJR1393 6

That sucks to deal with a crazy person like that

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